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YOU SAID:

I do not control the speed of which lobsters die!

INTO JAPANESE

私はロブスターが死ぬ速度を制御しません!

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I don't control the speed at which lobsters die!

INTO JAPANESE

私はロブスターが死ぬ速度を制御しません!

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I don't control the speed at which lobsters die!

Equilibrium found!

That didn't even make that much sense in English.

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