YOU SAID:

I don't know...I was dating your mother, I don't like the way condoms feel, next thing you know, I got a mortgage, a kid, and a crappy job at a toy factory

INTO JAPANESE

あなたのお母さんとデートしてたのコンドームの気持ちが気に入らなかった次は住宅ローンと子供とおもちゃ工場のクソ仕事

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I was dating your mom, and I didn't like the condom.

INTO JAPANESE

ママとデートしてたのにコンドームが気に入らなかった

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I was dating my mom, and I didn't like the condom.

INTO JAPANESE

ママとデートしてたらコンドームが気に入らなかった

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I was dating my mom, and I didn't like the condom.