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I eat dog pie. It is yummy. The dog bit me. The dog ate her sister. eating tasty food made of humans is gross. But I do it anyways
INTO JAPANESE
犬のパイを食べます。美味しいです。犬が私を噛んだ。犬は姉を食べた。人間で作ったおいしい食べ物を食べるのはひどいです。しかし、私はとにかくそれをします
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Eat a dog pie. Is delicious. The dog bit me. The dog ate his sister. It's terrible to eat delicious human-made food. But I do it anyway
INTO JAPANESE
犬のパイを食べる。おいしい。犬が私を噛んだ。犬は妹を食べた。おいしい人造の食べ物を食べるのはひどいです。でもとにかくやる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Eat a dog pie. Delicious. The dog bit me. The dog ate his sister. Eating delicious artificial food is terrible. But I'll do it anyway
INTO JAPANESE
犬のパイを食べる。おいしい。犬が私を噛んだ。犬は妹を食べた。おいしい人工食品を食べるのはひどいです。でもとにかくやります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Eat a dog pie. Delicious. The dog bit me. The dog ate his sister. Eating delicious artificial food is terrible. But I'll do it anyway
That didn't even make that much sense in English.