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I eat Emily yesterday it tasty today oh by the way I'm selling the corpse of five pebbles for money

INTO JAPANESE

昨日はエミリーを食べた、今日はおいしい、そういえば、小石5個分の死体をお金で売ってるよ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I ate Emily yesterday, it was delicious today, and now that I think about it, I'm selling a corpse worth 5 pebbles for money.

INTO JAPANESE

昨日エミリー食べたし、今日も美味しかったし、そういえば小石5個分の死体を売ってお金にしてる。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I ate Emily yesterday, and it was delicious today too, and now that I think about it, I'm selling 5 pebbles worth of corpses to make money.

INTO JAPANESE

昨日もエミリーを食べたし、今日も美味しかったし、そういえば小石5個分の死体を売ってお金を稼いでいる。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I ate Emily yesterday and it was delicious today too, and now that I think about it, I'm selling 5 pebbles worth of corpses to make money.

INTO JAPANESE

昨日エミリーを食べたけど今日も美味しかったし、そういえば死体を小石5個分売ってお金を稼いでいる。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I ate Emily yesterday and it was delicious today too, and now that I think about it, I'm selling the corpse for 5 pebbles to earn money.

INTO JAPANESE

昨日エミリーを食べたけど今日も美味しかったし、そういえば死体を小石5個で売ってお金を稼いでいる。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I ate Emily yesterday and it was delicious today too, and now that I think about it, I'm selling the corpse for 5 pebbles to earn money.