YOU SAID:

I eat Jon, it's what I do.

INTO JAPANESE

ジョンを食べ、私は何です。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

John to eat, that's what I.

INTO JAPANESE

どのような私は、食べ方、ジョン。

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What I'm eating, John.

INTO JAPANESE

何を食べてよ、ジョン。

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What you eat, I'm John.

INTO JAPANESE

何を食べて、私はジョンです。

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What you eat, my name is John.

INTO JAPANESE

何を食べる、私の名前はジョンです。

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What to eat, my name is John.

INTO JAPANESE

何を食べる、私の名前はジョンです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

What to eat, my name is John.