YOU SAID:

I eat pieces of 糞 like you for breakfast!

INTO JAPANESE

お前みたいな糞を朝食に食べるよ！

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I'll eat shit like you for breakfast!

INTO JAPANESE

朝食に君みたいなものを食べるよ！

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I'd eat something like you for breakfast!

INTO JAPANESE

朝食にあなたのようなものを食べたいです！

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I'd love to have something like you for breakfast!

INTO JAPANESE

あなたのようなものを朝食に食べたいです！

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I'd love to have something like yours for breakfast!

INTO JAPANESE

あなたのようなものを朝食に食べたいです！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'd love to have something like yours for breakfast!