YOU SAID:
I eat poopsicles in the winter
INTO JAPANESE
私は冬に小児を食べる
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I eat a child in winter
INTO JAPANESE
私は冬に子供を食べる
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I eat kids in winter
INTO JAPANESE
私は冬に子供を食べる
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I eat kids in winter
That's deep, man.