YOU SAID:
I eat random people and kill their parents.
INTO JAPANESE
私はランダムな人を食べて両親を殺します。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I eat a random person and kill my parents.
INTO JAPANESE
私はランダムな人を食べて両親を殺します。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I eat a random person and kill my parents.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.