YOU SAID:
I enjoy farting on my puppy.
INTO JAPANESE
私は子犬のおならを楽しんでいます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I enjoy puppy longing.
INTO JAPANESE
私は子犬の憧れが好きです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like puppies.
INTO JAPANESE
私は子犬が好きです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like puppies.
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