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I fell through the ice while I was ice skating on frozen Diet Coke with my pet rat that has silverware woven into his underwear and my pet rat has the plague. How sad

INTO JAPANESE

下着に銀食器が織り込まれたペットのネズミと一緒に凍ったダイエットコーラでアイススケートをしているときに、氷の中を転がり落ちました。なんて悲しい

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When I was ice skating on a frozen diet cola with a pet rat with silver tableware woven into my underwear, I rolled down in the ice. How sad

INTO JAPANESE

下着に銀の食器が織り込まれたペットのネズミと一緒に冷凍ダイエットコーラでアイススケートをしているとき、私は氷の中を転がり落ちました。なんて悲しい

BACK INTO ENGLISH

When I was ice skating on a frozen diet cola with a pet rat with silver tableware woven into my underwear, I rolled down in the ice. How sad