YOU SAID:

i found a goat and he kicked me so hard i cried

INTO JAPANESE

私はヤギを見つけて、彼は私が泣いてとても激しく蹴った

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I found a goat and he kicked me so hard

INTO JAPANESE

私はヤギを見つけ、彼は私をとても激しく蹴った

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I found a goat and he kicked me so hard