YOU SAID:

I gazed into the abyss and it turned around and spanked me

INTO JAPANESE

私が深淵を見つめると、それは振り向いて私を叩いた

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I stared into the abyss and it turned and slapped me

INTO JAPANESE

私は深淵を見つめた、そしてそれは向きを変えて私を平手打ちした

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I stared into the abyss and it turned and slapped me