YOU SAID:
i get a boyfriend if this gets 900 votes!!!!
INTO JAPANESE
これが900票を得るならば、私はボーイフレンドを得る!!!!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If this is going to get 900 votes, I'll get a boyfriend!!!!
INTO JAPANESE
これが900票を得るつもりなら、私はボーイフレンドを得るでしょう!!!!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If this is going to get 900 votes, I'll get a boyfriend!!!!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.