YOU SAID:
i get to adopt a dog if i get 500 likes please
INTO JAPANESE
500いいねがあれば犬を養子にしています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you like 500, you're adopting a dog
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが500が好きなら、あなたは犬を養子にしています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you like 500, you are adopting a dog
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが500が好きなら、あなたは犬を養子にしています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you like 500, you are adopting a dog
That didn't even make that much sense in English.