YOU SAID:
I got a new computer today yay!
INTO JAPANESE
私は新しいコンピュータ今日のイェーイを得ました!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I got a new computer today Yay!
INTO JAPANESE
私はイェーイ今日新しいコンピュータを持って!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I Yay today with a new computer!
INTO JAPANESE
私は新しいコンピュータで今日YAY!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I today in the new computer YAY!
INTO JAPANESE
新しいコンピュータYAYで今日!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Today, a new computer YAY!
INTO JAPANESE
今日では、新しいコンピュータYAY!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Today, a new computer YAY!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.