YOU SAID:

I has a stick. Me enjoy there stick due to because it would sword was cool.

INTO JAPANESE

私は棒を持っています。刀がかっこよかったのでスティックを楽しんでいます。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I have a stick I enjoy sticking because the sword was cool.

INTO JAPANESE

刀がかっこいいので、スティックを持っています。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I have a stick because the sword is cool.

INTO JAPANESE

刀がかっこいいので棒を持っています。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I have a stick because the sword is cool.