YOU SAID:
I hate it when jesus steals my shampoo
INTO JAPANESE
イエスを盗む私のシャンプーが大嫌い
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I hate Jesus steal my shampoo
INTO JAPANESE
私はイエスを盗む私のシャンプーを嫌い
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I hate Jesus steal my shampoo
Come on, you can do better than that.