YOU SAID:

i hate the moon because its mooning me to death

INTO JAPANESE

私は月が嫌いです、なぜならそれは私を死に追いやるからです

BACK INTO ENGLISH

i hate the moon because it kills me

INTO JAPANESE

私は月が嫌いです、なぜならそれは私を殺すからです

BACK INTO ENGLISH

i hate the moon because it kills me