YOU SAID:

I hate when you’re not wearing socks with shoes and you step on a little pocket of air in your shoe and the shoe queefs

INTO JAPANESE

靴下を履いていない時や、靴の中の空気を少し踏んでいる時は嫌いです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I hate when I'm not wearing socks or stepping on the air in my shoes.

INTO JAPANESE

靴下を履いていない時や靴の中の空気を踏んでいない時は嫌いです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I hate when I'm not wearing socks or stepping on the air in my shoes.