YOU SAID:

i have 0 dollars and am a pants pooping toddler with no friends

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私は 0 ドルとない友人と幼児をうんちパンツです。

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I $0 and no friends with young children yes POO pants.

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$ 0 と幼児とは友人のうんちパンツをはい。

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$ 0 and preschool children and friend of yes pooping pants, Yes.

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$ 0 と就学前の子供とはい、ズボンをはいうんちの友人。

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$ 0 and preschool children and Yes, pants, says our friend.

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$ 0 と幼児、はい、パンツ、私たちの友人は言います。

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$ 0 children, Yes, pants, our friend said.

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$ 0 子供はい、ズボン、私たちの友人は言った。

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$ 0 children said yes, pants, our friends.

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$ 0 子供はそうだ、パンツ、私たちの友達。

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$ 0 children's pants, yeah, our friends.

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$ 0 子供用ズボン、はい、私たちの友達。

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$ 0 children's pants, Yes, our friends.

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$ 0 子供用ズボン、はい、私たちの友達。

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$ 0 children's pants, Yes, our friends.