YOU SAID:

I have a chihuahua and he's 15 pounds. No joke.

INTO JAPANESE

私はチワワを持っていると、彼は15ポンドです。冗談抜き。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I have a Chihuahua, he is 15 pounds. Seriously.

INTO JAPANESE

私はチワワを持って、彼は15ポンドです。真剣に。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I have a Chihuahua, he is 15 pounds. seriously.

INTO JAPANESE

私はチワワを持って、彼は15ポンドです。真剣に。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I have a Chihuahua, he is 15 pounds. seriously.