YOU SAID:
I have a ducking schmeat
INTO JAPANESE
ダッキングschmeatがあります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
There is a ducking schmeat
INTO JAPANESE
ダッキングシュミートがあります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
There is a ducking cheetah
INTO JAPANESE
ダッキングチーターがあります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
There is a ducking cheetah
That didn't even make that much sense in English.