YOU SAID:

I have a friend named Landyn he is a little short with kinda black hair and stubby legs and a short sch-long he is a funky man of unknown origin

INTO JAPANESE

私にはランディンという名前の友人がいます。彼は少し黒髪でずんぐりした脚をしていて、短いsch-longは起源不明のファンキーな男です。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I have a friend named Landin. He has a little black hair and chunky legs, and the short sch-long is a funky guy of unknown origin.

INTO JAPANESE

ランディンという友達がいます。彼は少し黒い髪と分厚い足を持っています、そして短いsch-longは未知の起源のファンキーな男です。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I have a friend named Landin. He has a little black hair and thick legs, and a short sch-long is a funky guy of unknown origin.

INTO JAPANESE

ランディンという友達がいます。彼は少し黒い髪と太い脚を持っていて、短いsch-longは原因不明のファンキーな男です。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I have a friend named Landin. He has a little black hair and thick legs, and the short sch-long is a funky guy of unknown origin.

INTO JAPANESE

ランディンという友達がいます。彼は少し黒い髪と太い脚を持っていて、短いsch-longは原因不明のファンキーな男です。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I have a friend named Landin. He has a little black hair and thick legs, and the short sch-long is a funky guy of unknown origin.