YOU SAID:
I have a phat dog, not like fat but phat
INTO JAPANESE
私は太った犬ではなく、太った犬を飼っています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have a fat dog, not a fat dog
INTO JAPANESE
私は太った犬ではなく太った犬を飼っています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have a fat dog, not a fat dog
That didn't even make that much sense in English.