YOU SAID:
I have a small child in my back pocket
INTO JAPANESE
お尻のポケットに小さな子供が入っています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have a small child in my butt pocket
INTO JAPANESE
お尻のポケットに小さな子供が入っています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have a small child in my butt pocket
That didn't even make that much sense in English.