YOU SAID:

I have a very large dong in my pants

INTO JAPANESE

私は私のズボンに非常に大きな洞があります。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I have a very big dong in my pants.

INTO JAPANESE

私のズボンに非常に大きな洞があります。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Very big dong in my pants.

INTO JAPANESE

私のズボンで非常に大きな洞。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

In my pants so big Dong.

INTO JAPANESE

私のズボン、大きな洞。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My pants and big Dong.

INTO JAPANESE

私のズボンと大きな洞。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My pants and big Dong.