YOU SAID:
I have an erection slipping out of my underpants.
INTO JAPANESE
私は下着から勃起しています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am erecting from my underwear.
INTO JAPANESE
私は下着から立っています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am standing from underwear.
INTO JAPANESE
私は下着から立っています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am standing from underwear.
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