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I have an eyelash in my eye its driving me crazy i cant handle it also my head hurts, i have to pee, and my throat is legit sandpaper

INTO JAPANESE

まつげが目に入って頭がおかしくなり、頭が痛くて、おしっこをしなければならず、喉が合法的な紙やすりです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Eyelashes get into my eyes, my head goes crazy, my head hurts, I have to pee, and my throat is a legal sandpaper.

INTO JAPANESE

まつげが目に入り、頭がおかしくなり、頭が痛くなり、おしっこをしなければならず、喉は合法的な紙やすりです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Eyelashes get into my eyes, my head goes crazy, my head hurts, I have to pee, and my throat is a legal sandpaper.