YOU SAID:
I have bow-ties on my feet, I must be walking with my neck.I have bow-ties on my feet, I must be walking with my neck.
INTO JAPANESE
私は足に蝶ネクタイを持っています。私は首に歩かなければなりません。私は足に蝶ネクタイを持っています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have bow legs. I walk around the neck. I have bow legs.
INTO JAPANESE
弓の足があります。私は首の周りを歩きます。弓の足があります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Bow legs. I walk around the neck. Bow legs.
INTO JAPANESE
弓の足。私は首の周りを歩きます。弓の足。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Bow legs. I walk around the neck. Bow legs.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.