YOU SAID:
i have i big steaming hot pie ready to eat
INTO JAPANESE
私は大きな蒸しホットパイを食べる準備ができています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm ready to eat a big steamed hot pie
INTO JAPANESE
蒸した大きなパイを食べる準備ができました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Ready to eat a big steamed pie
INTO JAPANESE
大きな蒸しパイを食べる準備ができました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Ready to eat a big steamed pie
That didn't even make that much sense in English.