Translated Labs

YOU SAID:

I have my eyes on you

INTO JAPANESE

私はあなたに私の目を持っています。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I have my eye on you.

INTO JAPANESE

あなたに私の目があります。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

You have my eyes.

INTO JAPANESE

あなたは私の目を持っています。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

You have my eyes.

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