YOU SAID:

I have never seen such miserable excuses for underwear in my entire life.

INTO JAPANESE

私は私の全体の生命下着のような悲惨な言い訳を見たことがないです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Not that I saw the miserable excuse of underwear in my entire life.

INTO JAPANESE

私の全体の生活の中の下着の惨めな言い訳を見たことはないです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Never saw a miserable excuse of underwear in my entire life.

INTO JAPANESE

私の全体の生活の中の下着の惨めな言い訳を見たことがないです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Never seen a miserable excuse of underwear in my entire life.

INTO JAPANESE

私の全体の生活の中の下着の惨めな言い訳を見たこと。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Having seen the miserable excuse of underwear in my entire life.

INTO JAPANESE

私の全体の生活の中の下着の惨めな言い訳を見た。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I saw a miserable excuse of underwear in my entire life.

INTO JAPANESE

私の全体の生活の中の下着の惨めな言い訳を見た。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I saw a miserable excuse of underwear in my entire life.