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I have no clue what's going on here.
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ここで何が起こっているのか分かりません。
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I don't know what's going on here.
INTO JAPANESE
どうなってるの?
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what is going on?
INTO JAPANESE
どうなってるの?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
what is going on?
You should move to Japan!