YOU SAID:

I have no friends, only my gerbil Gary, and even he's stupid

INTO JAPANESE

友達はいませんが、スナネズミのゲーリーだけです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I don't have any friends, but only the gerbil Gary.

INTO JAPANESE

友達はいませんが、アレチネズミのゲーリーだけです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I have no friends, but only the gerbil Gary.

INTO JAPANESE

友達はいませんが、スナネズミのゲイリーだけです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I have no friends, but only the gerbil Gary.