YOU SAID:

i have no friends you stupid computer

INTO JAPANESE

私は友人を持っていない愚かなコンピューター

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I am a stupid computer does not have a friend

INTO JAPANESE

私は愚かなコンピューターには友人がいません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I don't have friends in the stupid computer.

INTO JAPANESE

愚かなコンピューターの友達がいません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Stupid computer doesn't have any friends.

INTO JAPANESE

愚かなコンピューターは、任意のお友達を持っていません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Stupid computer doesn't have any friends.