YOU SAID:

i have sexual relations with a scarecrow

INTO JAPANESE

私は、かかしと性的関係を持ちます

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I will have a scarecrow and a sexual relationship

INTO JAPANESE

私は、かかしと性的関係を持っています

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I have a scarecrow and a sexual relationship

INTO JAPANESE

私は、かかしと性的関係を持っています

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I have a scarecrow and a sexual relationship