YOU SAID:

I identify as a picture frame and want you to nail me to a wall

INTO JAPANESE

私は額縁だと思っているので、壁に釘付けにしてほしいのです

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I think it's a picture frame, so I want it nailed to the wall.

INTO JAPANESE

額縁だと思うので壁に釘付けにしたいと思います。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I think it's a picture frame, so I'd like to nail it to the wall.

INTO JAPANESE

額縁だと思うので壁に釘で打ち付けたいと思います。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I think it's a picture frame, so I'd like to nail it to the wall.