YOU SAID:

I intent on doing things a little different this year. Instead of hitting my washing machine I'm now planning to drown my hair dryer.

INTO JAPANESE

今年は少し違うことをするつもりです。今は洗濯機をぶつけるのではなく、ヘアドライヤーを溺れさせようと思っています。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'm going to do something a little different this year. Now I'm not going to hit the washing machine, I'm going to drown the hair dryer.

INTO JAPANESE

今年はちょっと違うことをするつもりです。今は洗濯機をぶつけるつもりはないが、ヘアドライヤーを溺れさせるつもりだ。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'm going to do something a little different this year. I'm not going to hit the washing machine right now, but I'm going to drown the hair dryer.

INTO JAPANESE

今年はちょっと違うことをするつもりです。今洗濯機をぶつけるつもりはないが、ヘアドライヤーを溺れさせるつもりだ。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'm going to do something a little different this year. I'm not going to hit the washing machine right now, but I'm going to drown the hair dryer.