Translated Labs
YOU SAID:
I invested all my money into bitcoin and am now rich beyond wildest dreams whilst wage slaves lead lives of jealousy and hatred.
INTO JAPANESE
賃金奴隷の嫉妬と憎しみの生活を送る一方、私は bitcoin と今の想像を超える豊富な午前に私のすべてのお金を投資しました。
That's deep, man.