YOU SAID:

i just farted and i dont know how to chew it!

INTO JAPANESE

私はちょうどおならをして、私はそれを噛む方法がわからない!

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I just fart and I don't know how to bite it!

INTO JAPANESE

私はちょうどおならと私はそれを噛む方法を知らない!

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I just fart and I don't know how to bite it!