YOU SAID:

I just slapped myself in the face with a wet spaghetti noodle.

INTO JAPANESE

濡れたスパゲッティ麺で顔を平手打ちしただけです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I just slapped him in the face with wet spaghetti noodles.

INTO JAPANESE

私はちょうど濡れたスパゲッティ麺で彼の顔を平手打ちしました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I just slapped him in the face with wet spaghetti noodles.