YOU SAID:

I just stroked my spine of course. Goodness I'm old.

INTO JAPANESE

もちろん背筋を撫でただけだ。なんてこった、俺は年寄りだ。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Of course, I just stroked my spine. Oh, my God, I'm an old man.

INTO JAPANESE

もちろん、背筋を撫でただけです。私は老人よ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Of course, I just stroked my spine. I'm an old man.

INTO JAPANESE

もちろん、背筋を撫でただけです。私は老人です。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Of course, I just stroked my spine. I am an old man.

INTO JAPANESE

もちろん、背筋を撫でただけです。私は老人です。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Of course, I just stroked my spine. I am an old man.