YOU SAID:

I kill a penguin for every time a person misspells "they're"

INTO JAPANESE

人が「彼らは」スペルを間違えるたびに私はペンギンを殺します

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I kill penguins every time a person misspels "they"

INTO JAPANESE

人が「彼ら」のスペルを間違えるたびに私はペンギンを殺します

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I kill penguins every time a person misspels "they"