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I know how many children you have, NONE HAHA

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あなたに子供が何人いるか知っています、誰もいません、ハハ

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I know how many kids you have, none, haha

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あなたに子供が何人いるか知っていますが、誰もいません、笑

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I know how many kids you have, but none, lol

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子供が何人いるか知っていますが、一人もいません（笑）

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I know how many children I have, but I don't have any (lol)

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子供が何人いるか知っていますが、私には一人もいません（笑）

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I know how many children you have, but I don't have any (lol)

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子供が何人いるかは知っていますが、私には子供がいません（笑）

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I know how many kids you have, but I don't have any (lol)

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あなたには子供が何人いるか知っていますが、私には子供がいません（笑）

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I know how many kids you have, but I don't have any (lol)