YOU SAID:

I lick pokemon go every day because it tastes like toe cheese suction cupped to my mouth and I can't eat it because I have twenty chicken nuggets in my mouth and because toe cheese is allergic to me

INTO JAPANESE

私はポケモンを毎日舐めます。それは私の口にカップ状のつま先のチーズの吸引のような味がするからです

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I lick Pokemon every day. Because it tastes like a cup of toe cheese suction in my mouth

INTO JAPANESE

私は毎日ポケモンをなめます。それは私の口の中でつま先のチーズ吸引のカップのような味がするので

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I lick Pokemon every day. Because it tastes like a cup of toe cheese suction in my mouth