YOU SAID:
I lick turds off public toilets
INTO JAPANESE
私は公衆トイレから糞をなめます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I lick feces from public toilet
INTO JAPANESE
公衆トイレから糞を舐める
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Licking feces from public toilet
INTO JAPANESE
公衆トイレから糞を舐める
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Licking feces from public toilet
That didn't even make that much sense in English.