YOU SAID:
I licked my thumb and then spit on a rabbit
INTO JAPANESE
私は親指をなめてからウサギに唾を吐いた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I gave my thumb and spit on the rabbit.
INTO JAPANESE
私は親指を与え、ウサギに唾を吐いた。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I gave my thumb and spit on the rabbit.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.