YOU SAID:
I like big bits and I cannot lie
INTO JAPANESE
私は大きなものが好きで、嘘はつきません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like big things and I don't lie
INTO JAPANESE
私は大きなことが好きで嘘はつきません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like big things and I don't lie
That didn't even make that much sense in English.