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i like eating potatoes and you cook them by putting 3 cups of water over a stove and boil them for 3 minutes and also you poke a fork in it so gas can escape and you boil untill they are soft
INTO JAPANESE
私はジャガイモを食べるのが好きで、コンロの上に水3カップを入れて3分間茹でて、ガスを逃がすためにフォークを刺して柔らかくなるまで茹でます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like to eat potatoes and boil them in 3 cups of water on the stovetop for 3 minutes, sticking a fork in to release the gas until tender.
INTO JAPANESE
私はジャガイモを3カップの水でコンロの上で3分間茹でて、フォークを刺してガスを抜き、柔らかくなるまで食べるのが好きです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like to boil potatoes in 3 cups of water on the stovetop for 3 minutes, then prick them with a fork to degas and eat until tender.
INTO JAPANESE
私はジャガイモを3カップの水でコンロで3分間茹で、フォークで刺してガスを抜いて柔らかくなるまで食べるのが好きです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like to boil potatoes in 3 cups of water on the stovetop for 3 minutes, then prick them with a fork to deflate and eat until tender.
INTO JAPANESE
私はジャガイモを3カップの水で3分間コンロで茹でて、フォークで刺して空気を抜き、柔らかくなるまで食べるのが好きです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like to boil potatoes on the stovetop in 3 cups of water for 3 minutes, prick them with a fork to remove air, and eat until tender.
INTO JAPANESE
私はコンロでジャガイモを3カップの水で3分間茹で、フォークで刺して空気を抜き、柔らかくなるまで食べるのが好きです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like to boil potatoes on the stovetop in 3 cups of water for 3 minutes, prick them with a fork to remove air, and eat until tender.
You should move to Japan!