YOU SAID:
I like eating socks and jam while watching potato’s dance in tutus and cats throwing stones and cactuses because they are spiked
INTO JAPANESE
チュチュを着たジャガイモのダンスや猫が石やサボテンを投げるのを見ながら靴下やジャムを食べるのが好きです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like eating socks and jam while watching potatoes dance in tutus and cats throwing rocks and cacti.
INTO JAPANESE
チュチュを着てジャガイモが踊ったり、猫が石やサボテンを投げたりするのを見ながら、靴下やジャムを食べるのが好きです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like eating socks and jam while wearing a tutu and watching potatoes dance, cats throwing stones and cacti.
INTO JAPANESE
チュチュを着て、ジャガイモが踊ったり、猫が石を投げたり、サボテンを投げたりしながら、靴下とジャムを食べるのが好きです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like to wear a tutu and eat socks and jam while potatoes dance, cats throw stones, and cacti.
INTO JAPANESE
チュチュを着て、ジャガイモが踊りながら靴下やジャムを食べたり、猫が石を投げたり、サボテンを食べたりするのが好きです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like wearing tutus, potatoes dancing while eating socks and jam, cats throwing stones and eating cacti.
INTO JAPANESE
チュチュを着たり、靴下やジャムを食べながら踊るポテト、石を投げたりサボテンを食べたりする猫が好きです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like cats who wear tutus, dance while eating socks and jam, and cats who throw stones and eat cacti.
INTO JAPANESE
チュチュを着て靴下とジャムを食べながら踊る猫と、石を投げてサボテンを食べる猫が好きです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like cats that dance while eating socks and jam in tutus, and cats that throw stones and eat cacti.
INTO JAPANESE
靴下を食べながら踊る猫やチュチュでジャムを食べる猫、石を投げてサボテンを食べる猫が好きです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like cats that dance while eating socks, cats that eat jam in tutus, and cats that throw stones and eat cacti.
INTO JAPANESE
靴下を食べながら踊る猫、チュチュでジャムを食べる猫、石を投げてサボテンを食べる猫が好きです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like cats that dance while eating socks, cats that eat jam in tutus, and cats that throw stones and eat cacti.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.